23 October 2004
I was clearing out my inbox and found this piece from one of my correspondents, who shall of course remain anonymous.
The Forum for European Philosophy Presents:
'A Dialogue with Immanuel Kant'
Britain's premiere free-thinking spirit Professor Roger Scruton will appear, amusingly adorned in lederhosen, as the 18-19th Century kraut philosopher Immanuel Kant and will be searchingly interviewed by none other than Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan of 'The Richard and Judy Show' fame! This light-hearted event will be followed by the second installment of our ever more popular 'Philosophy Quiz' where contestants gain a chance of winning an all-expenses-paid two-week 18-30s holiday to Koenigsberg (frankfurters, beer and teutonic lapdancers!) This event is sponsored by the Daily Star and the News of the World (please look out for coupons on next week's publications and receive a 30% discount on Roger Scruton's best-selling autobiography 'Philosophy, Cricket, Sodomy and Gardening'). Thursday 22nd May, 2003, 7pm at the Institut Français, 17 Queensbury Place, South Kensington, London, SW7.
'My Life in Philosophy'
A Dialogue with Roger Trigg (Warwick University).
As well as taking us on a scintillating journey through the life of one of today's most distinguished and radical-thinking philosophers, Professor Trigg will show how the latest developments in modern science provide irrefutable evidence for the existence of (inter alia) God, angels, souls, reincarnation and original sin. Philosophical-minded Christians of all denominations are especially welcomed. Since Professor Trigg is not only a ground-breaking philosopher but also moonlights as a highly respected priest and magistrate, he is also available for christenings and legal advice (members of the Church of England accused of paedophilia and bestiality are his speciality). Wednesday 28th May, 2003, 12:30pm, Ground Floor Theatre, 20 Kingsway, LSE.
'Parallel Sex Lives: Sartre and Russell'
Max Clifford dishes up the dirt on two of the 20th Century's most sleazy philosophers and reveals how their political interventions were really only a ploy to conceal from the public their increasingly depraved sex-lives. Since the highlight of the event will be a slide-show featuring photographs of the two philosophers sexually molesting Russell's six-year old son, Conrad, we expect that this will be our best attended event yet and so we strongly advise that you book well in advance. Monday 2nd June, 2003, Main Theatre, St Clement's Building, LSE.
The Forum for European Philosophy Presents:
'A Dialogue with Immanuel Kant'
Britain's premiere free-thinking spirit Professor Roger Scruton will appear, amusingly adorned in lederhosen, as the 18-19th Century kraut philosopher Immanuel Kant and will be searchingly interviewed by none other than Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan of 'The Richard and Judy Show' fame! This light-hearted event will be followed by the second installment of our ever more popular 'Philosophy Quiz' where contestants gain a chance of winning an all-expenses-paid two-week 18-30s holiday to Koenigsberg (frankfurters, beer and teutonic lapdancers!) This event is sponsored by the Daily Star and the News of the World (please look out for coupons on next week's publications and receive a 30% discount on Roger Scruton's best-selling autobiography 'Philosophy, Cricket, Sodomy and Gardening'). Thursday 22nd May, 2003, 7pm at the Institut Français, 17 Queensbury Place, South Kensington, London, SW7.
'My Life in Philosophy'
A Dialogue with Roger Trigg (Warwick University).
As well as taking us on a scintillating journey through the life of one of today's most distinguished and radical-thinking philosophers, Professor Trigg will show how the latest developments in modern science provide irrefutable evidence for the existence of (inter alia) God, angels, souls, reincarnation and original sin. Philosophical-minded Christians of all denominations are especially welcomed. Since Professor Trigg is not only a ground-breaking philosopher but also moonlights as a highly respected priest and magistrate, he is also available for christenings and legal advice (members of the Church of England accused of paedophilia and bestiality are his speciality). Wednesday 28th May, 2003, 12:30pm, Ground Floor Theatre, 20 Kingsway, LSE.
'Parallel Sex Lives: Sartre and Russell'
Max Clifford dishes up the dirt on two of the 20th Century's most sleazy philosophers and reveals how their political interventions were really only a ploy to conceal from the public their increasingly depraved sex-lives. Since the highlight of the event will be a slide-show featuring photographs of the two philosophers sexually molesting Russell's six-year old son, Conrad, we expect that this will be our best attended event yet and so we strongly advise that you book well in advance. Monday 2nd June, 2003, Main Theatre, St Clement's Building, LSE.
