25 February 2005
So, another night, another series of accidentally catastrophic attempts to undermine whatever desire anyone might have to listen to me. Please, just look away... Neurological car crash in progress....
Have a hideous sense that everything is wrong, and that this is already hell. Could be the drink. Certainly hope so. The alternative is ( ) unthinkable. And insupportable.
So, anyway, on to weightier matters: my new hairstyle. Apparently it makes me popular and, incomprehensibly, more interesting. And I thought women were supposed to be shallow - turns out this is merely a projection on the part of the biologically appended in order to distract from the fact that all men are...scopophilic scum lovely.
Think it may be time to grow up and assume my vanguard role in the war of the sexes. No war butsex war...class war, just as before.
UPDATE: I now feel much better. Apparently I wasn't that badly behaved after all....and I haven't lost any friends...yet....Sex war called off for now....
Have a hideous sense that everything is wrong, and that this is already hell. Could be the drink. Certainly hope so. The alternative is ( ) unthinkable. And insupportable.
So, anyway, on to weightier matters: my new hairstyle. Apparently it makes me popular and, incomprehensibly, more interesting. And I thought women were supposed to be shallow - turns out this is merely a projection on the part of the biologically appended in order to distract from the fact that all men are...
Think it may be time to grow up and assume my vanguard role in the war of the sexes. No war but
UPDATE: I now feel much better. Apparently I wasn't that badly behaved after all....and I haven't lost any friends...yet....Sex war called off for now....
