20 August 2006
rich, rich, I tell you!
Have come up with a fantastic plan to make money. I may try and sell it to ITV, or even a station that has more than ten viewers. The idea is simple, but brilliant.
Introducing...
Animals dressed as other animals.
Pets win prizes, yes they do...beauty shows are dead - no one anymore wants the void-truth of the objective vacuity of women thrust in their gaping eyeholes hour upon hour. But everyone loves a puppy...Think how much more they would like a puppy dressed...as a piglet...
Or a pig dressed as a seal?
Or an eel dressed as a snake?
A cow as a camel?
Here are some examples I drew on the back of an envelope:
Introducing...
Animals dressed as other animals.
Pets win prizes, yes they do...beauty shows are dead - no one anymore wants the void-truth of the objective vacuity of women thrust in their gaping eyeholes hour upon hour. But everyone loves a puppy...Think how much more they would like a puppy dressed...as a piglet...
Or a pig dressed as a seal?
Or an eel dressed as a snake?
A cow as a camel?
Here are some examples I drew on the back of an envelope:
