sweet effay

This is really very funny. Vets in Norwich are cool!

John, you're doing it all wrong: you're not supposed to *imitate* your dog, you're supposed to make your organism enter into composition with it in such a way that the particles emitted from the aggregate thus composed will be canine as a function of the relation of movement and rest, or of molecular proximity, into which they enter. Don't you know that you become-animal only if you emit corpuscles that enter the relation of movement and rest of the animal particles, or - what amounts to the same thing - that enter the zone of proximity of the animal molecule? I really think it's high time that you stopped dressing yourself up *like* your dog and started *emitting molecular dogs* my friend!

Hey, it's the dog who is imitating me! I've told him that if he wants to become-glamorous-and exciting-orthopaedic-outpatient, he'll have to escape the four iron collars and enter into a non representational reciprocal relationship with me, but he just puts his head on one side and whines...