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Friday, May 13, 2005

An important lesson that I have learned today

Ration the amount of toilet paper that your four year old uses. If you do not, there will come a day when you find yourself up to the armpit in a flooded toilet, trying to dig your way through several inches of shit/paper aggregate with your fingernails in order to get the bloody thing to drain properly again.

All my life I have bitten my fingernails. I think that I've just unintentionally discovered a way to break the habit.

On the plus side, I had planned to read some A.J. Ayer this morning: I can honestly say that this is the first time in my life when I have been in a situation where logical positivism looked attractive.

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