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Friday, December 09, 2005

The Ape of Naples

Ha ha, I’ve got it! Initial impressions, because I’ve only heard it twice: ermm, well, it’s okay I suppose. Obviously being a sad fanboy with access to the Backwards demos and various bootlegs, I’ve heard versions of just about everything on it before. The thing is, in many cases I’ve heard better versions; notably in the case of ‘Cold Cell’ and ‘The Last Amethyst Deceiver’ (do we really need this? I make it the sixth version officially released). Furthermore, I would have preferred fewer tracks that went on longer as too many of them never really get going, giving the album a somewhat disjointed feel. ‘Triple Sun’ sounds great but, at three and half minutes, it feels like a radio edit for the much longer version on …and the Ambulance Died in His Arms.

The standout tracks for me are ‘Tattooed Man’ and ‘Going Up’; the latter featuring Francois Testory turning the ‘Are You Being Served?’ lyrics into something spectacularly haunting. These two make the album worthwhile. None of the rest of it is actually bad, but ‘sure to be seen as the classic Coil album of all time’? I very much doubt it; more a slightly weak coda to an illustrious career.

One last whinge: whilst the artwork is quite nice, the packaging is a non-standard size and features the sort of foldout that has all the user-friendly foldability of an Ordnance Survey map. Why they couldn’t just use a digi-pack and a booklet is beyond me. I’ve already transferred the CD to a jewel case and consigned the cover to the large trunk in which I keep all the other fucking silly CD packages which won’t fit in racks, never to be looked at again, but which I’m too anal to throw away.

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