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- hot spicy bun
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- K-Punk
- Octopus 99
- Old Rottenhat
- Scrabbling at the Lock
- sit down man, you're a bloody tragedy
- The Measures Taken
- Take every day as it comes, brothers and sisters
- uncarved.org
- Wrong Side of Capitalism
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- Moorcock's Miscellany
- Dissensus
- Deleuze
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Cinestatic Live!
Just occasionally, I think that it's a shame that I don't still live in London. If I did, I'd be off out on Thursday to this:

Finally discover what this Soviet Goth thing is all about!
See whether the Cull DJ's live up to the promise of their music reviews!
You've heard the album (well, I haven't because my feeble narrowband connection won't let me download it), now watch Michael Forrest do it for real!
Go along, but shed a tear for those of us stuck in the Flatlands with only the website for consolation.

Finally discover what this Soviet Goth thing is all about!
See whether the Cull DJ's live up to the promise of their music reviews!
You've heard the album (well, I haven't because my feeble narrowband connection won't let me download it), now watch Michael Forrest do it for real!
Go along, but shed a tear for those of us stuck in the Flatlands with only the website for consolation.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Back from the dead
I seem to have something approaching a workable Internet connection again now. Things have been so bad lately that I haven’t even been able to read Blogs, let alone post anything to my own. You know the sort of thing: half an hour to get connected and then it drops out after three minutes. Furthermore, whenever I’ve actually got a connection, my first priority has obviously been to nip over to Threshold House to see whether I can buy The Ape of Naples yet. Of course, Coil being Coil, the phrase ‘within the next week or so’ could mean anything. I remember them saying the same thing about Backwards, which never did show up (although it appears that bits of it are on The Ape in some form or other). Nevertheless, I’m still sad enough to check the site twice a day just in case.
In the absence of proper Net access, I’ve been watching television. God, its awful isn’t it? All except for David Attenborough’s Life in the Undergrowth: any programme which features a twenty centimetre centipede hanging off the roof of a cave and catching a bat in mid flight gets my vote. We’ve got it on tape so that we can play that segment over and over with a suitably demented soundtrack, thereby raising the spirit of William S. Burroughs in our own living room. If the old boy turns up, I’ll be sure to let y’all know what he says.
I’ve also been watching Corporate Ghost, a collection of Sonic Youth videos. I like Sonic Youth, but I’m rather disappointed with their videos. Well, some of them are okay, but I was expecting loads of leather clad Lydia Lunch and Jim Thirwell clones doing unmentionable things on camera, not sad geeky teenagers with greasy hair and lumberjack shirts dancing very badly. Perhaps Sonic Youth really did sell out when they signed to Geffen, but the thing is their albums got a lot better. Now I’m so confused I don’t know what to make of it all. I just hope that all those videos don’t come rushing back to me every time I stick Goo in the stereo.
In the absence of proper Net access, I’ve been watching television. God, its awful isn’t it? All except for David Attenborough’s Life in the Undergrowth: any programme which features a twenty centimetre centipede hanging off the roof of a cave and catching a bat in mid flight gets my vote. We’ve got it on tape so that we can play that segment over and over with a suitably demented soundtrack, thereby raising the spirit of William S. Burroughs in our own living room. If the old boy turns up, I’ll be sure to let y’all know what he says.
I’ve also been watching Corporate Ghost, a collection of Sonic Youth videos. I like Sonic Youth, but I’m rather disappointed with their videos. Well, some of them are okay, but I was expecting loads of leather clad Lydia Lunch and Jim Thirwell clones doing unmentionable things on camera, not sad geeky teenagers with greasy hair and lumberjack shirts dancing very badly. Perhaps Sonic Youth really did sell out when they signed to Geffen, but the thing is their albums got a lot better. Now I’m so confused I don’t know what to make of it all. I just hope that all those videos don’t come rushing back to me every time I stick Goo in the stereo.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
These sick fuckers never learn
Mrs effay and I have just been watching The Last Tommy, a documentary featuring First World War veterans, with tears streaming down our cheeks. It's immediately followed by the news, featuring a lead article on how the Americans have been using white phosphorous in Iraq. Infinite Thought tells me I should be writing about philosophy on here, so I should probably start an in-depth analysis via Santayana or someting about now but, to be honest, I just feel physically sick.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Decay
There’s an M. John Harrison story called ‘Running Down’ featuring a character around whom everything decays. This is currently life in the Little House on the Flatlands.
I’ve moaned about the Internet connection before, but yesterday I only got one once and it was 12.8kbps. As if this that wasn’t bad enough, the Ethernet connection between our computers fell over and I’ve spent the last two days trying to make the bloody things talk to each other again.
Over the weekend, there’s a manic yell from the (half-finished) kitchen. I rush in to find that Mrs effay has set fire to the cooker. Not a big fire, happily; just big enough to trash the grill and the oven. No worries, we’ve still got the microwave: It packed in the next day.
I could go on and on, but I don’t want y’all to think that I’m just digging for sympathy. After all, worse things happen at sea, particularly just off the coast of Somalia. Pirates aren’t all that interesting, but the fact that they were repelled with a sonic cannon is just great. Who knew that there were cruise ships with sonic cannons? Doesn’t this make the idea of going on a cruise more enticing? Imagine rigging it up to a CD player, slipping in a copy of Constant Shallowness Leads to Evil, and turning it on the Captain’s table during dinner. Great fun!
Anyhow, I seem to have proper Internet facilities again now but, given the lack of cooking facilities, I’m buggering off to London tomorrow where I shall worship at the shrine of The Cardiacs. More of this drivel when I get back.
I’ve moaned about the Internet connection before, but yesterday I only got one once and it was 12.8kbps. As if this that wasn’t bad enough, the Ethernet connection between our computers fell over and I’ve spent the last two days trying to make the bloody things talk to each other again.
Over the weekend, there’s a manic yell from the (half-finished) kitchen. I rush in to find that Mrs effay has set fire to the cooker. Not a big fire, happily; just big enough to trash the grill and the oven. No worries, we’ve still got the microwave: It packed in the next day.
I could go on and on, but I don’t want y’all to think that I’m just digging for sympathy. After all, worse things happen at sea, particularly just off the coast of Somalia. Pirates aren’t all that interesting, but the fact that they were repelled with a sonic cannon is just great. Who knew that there were cruise ships with sonic cannons? Doesn’t this make the idea of going on a cruise more enticing? Imagine rigging it up to a CD player, slipping in a copy of Constant Shallowness Leads to Evil, and turning it on the Captain’s table during dinner. Great fun!
Anyhow, I seem to have proper Internet facilities again now but, given the lack of cooking facilities, I’m buggering off to London tomorrow where I shall worship at the shrine of The Cardiacs. More of this drivel when I get back.
Care to comment?