sweet effay

This forum where student doctors try to out gross each other with their experiences on emergency wards is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Some examples:

After you bring your 775 lb body to the ED to w/u a foul odor from your rectum and upon examination (with one person holding up the left buttocks with all his might) a lost television remote is found abscessed inside your gluteal fold, by all means, ask if you can have it back because you were tired of changing channels with your cane and by throwing objects at the television.

When your 15yo daughter gives precipitous delivery to a bleating, underweight infant 30 minutes after presenting to triage c "gas pains", you should run around the department loudly yelling, "I don't know what y'all did or who that baby is, but my lil' girl warn't pregnant when she come in here"

When you cut off your penis to show your ex-girlfriend you won't take her dumping you lying down, please tell us where we can locate said appendage BEFORE you try and puke up the answer