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Features 2004

Ears are there for the listening and piss is there for the taking. WhoreCull gives you a salacious vector for these saturated times and with questionable vanity has
called it a radioshow.

Click here, and RealPlayer will load up a wall of Sonic Truth. [more...]

The revolting north east
Leo Cortex exposes the region that, once again, has become the lair of weak, maniacal, messianic, duplicitous and corrupt Labour politicians [more...]

Ronald Reagan: the greatest puppet
Look here: Leo Cortex has written a piece on Reagan (not literally -- the coffin lid was too heavy) [more...]

What is a national cinema?
Frank Capri sifts through the sack of shite that was Lord of the Rings' recent whitewash at the Oscars to find several reasons for its canonization. Such as: white. Middle-class. Escapism. Accompanied by brand new illustrations by Pete Wiseman [more...]

Piece in our time: In praise of Hezbollah
As Iraq rejoices in its newfound freedom and Ariel Sharon bravely stakes his reputation on new initiatives for peace, our learned commentator Frank Capri examines a pertinent case of the politics of no alternative [more...]

Rampant Materialism
Western consumers will continue to treat themselves to product with no intrinsic value whatsoever as long as they have means to. Indeed they have a vested interest in this ridiculously imbalanced (sorry Ďglobalisedí) world. [more...]

Zine index 2002-2003

CULTURE
It'll be alright on the gelignite

West end theatre ain't all that

POLITICS/SEPTERROR 11 UPDATE
Ongoing effects of the US global supremacy drive

PLUS Militias, Our justice is your justice, the Saddam metaphor

PHILOSOPHY
Onanistic Solecism — wank 'til you puke

your questions about the Cull adventure answered
Plus URBAN TONGUES

FONETIX
Our language, tiger

continued language manipulation is a better boon in our US terrorist world

Plus CORPORATE UPDATE

SOCIETY
The myopia of memory

nostalgic gubbins embarrass
PLUS Review: DEAD AIR

SCIENCE FICTION
The virtual existence of the universal constructor — part 1

jettisoning the Von Neumann probe into outer space

TRAVELOGUE
On England's pleasant pastures seen (better days)

WhoreCull hack left dumbfounded by Sunday travel on 'national rail'
PLUS Profile: Jeremy McClintock. Rugged journalist disassembles his mind make-up

POETRY
Friends, Romans, Countrycocks...

Some verse from the masked master of dithyramb
Plus URBAN BITCHIN': Huddersfield

FOOTBALL VARIOUS
including The Mad for it Mayfair Buglers

MUSIC
Sonic Truth

ISSUE 3 (November 2002)
Completely vacuous celebrity piss
CULTURE
Completely vacuous celebrity piss

An insight into the hollow world of Posh 'n' Becks culture

SEPTERROR 11
Forget the last 27 years, they didn't happen

+ the US Christian Right

SMELLYVISION
The Great British broadcasting swindle

£$£$£$
The wonderful world of finance

A missive from the Amalgamated General Spleen Venters' Union

RURAL AFFAIRS
The Countryside Compliance

PLUS The Bali mow

PHILOSOPHY
Adolph McGroot is back!

And he has an agenda: smoking crack and sounding off Sex & The City-style

POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY
What is to be thought? What is to be done?

L'Organization Politique muse over the French body politic

SEPTERROR 11
Picture special + Free Stickers!!!!

PLUS Islamists FC and some nice Serbian propaganda

CONVERSATION
a frank exchange of footballing views

Kevin Campbell, Paul Konchesky, Stephen Carr and Brett Ormerod conflab
PLUS County Bitchins: Surrey

FILM REVIEW
Jonathan Toss
PLUS Commoditisation=Fetishisation

MUSIC
Muse-centric musings

PLUS Laddish for beginners

ISSUE 2 (March 2002)
Party parasites and corporate clubbers
CULTURE
Corporatised clubbers

Rave culture has lost its potential: fact

THE US
The September 11 Totem

Any chance of a rethink on US policy? No, we have the WTC atrocity now
PLUS All hail the US Christian right (actually don't)

POLITICS
Right homos

Submissive buttocks and draconian measures link probed
PLUS an encounter with GORDON BROWN and HYPOCRISY CORNER

MUSIC
Hip-hop be-bop, please don't stop

Who are the dons of beats, rhymes and life?
Plus LANGUAGE and a load of old sense from NITIN SAWHNEY

RACE
The future of Pan-Aryanism

Adolph McGroot loves coloured people, but loves Aryans a whole lot more. He is let out for a conference
Plus HISTORY

TELEVISION
Overladding

"Ladding Up" on BBC Sport and elsewhere — what's it all about?
PLUS Jamie Oliver, Ad-Trocities and Capital Happiness

BUSINESS
Manchester United PLC

First-class brand analysis
Plus WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRITAIN RIGHT NOW?

CONVERSATION
Masonic intrigue

Horror stuff from the shadowy elite
Plus !!!FREE CAMERA!!!

Q&A
Jonathong Freedland

Plus LETTERS

VINYL VANITY
Travis, Tong and Chill-Out

ISSUE 1 (January 2001)
Asinine assimilators
NARCOTIC MISCONCEPTIONS
Asinine Assimilators

About sell-out arseholes who have 'calmed down'
PLUS Keith Hellawell, Blair's narco-man

ACADEMIC THEORY
All hail the blessed Sutcliffe

About the feminine role in mature capitalism and modern politics

PERFECT INERTIA
Pigs-in-shit

About the attitude of the modern-day bobby

WORK
The new factories

About mundane, dehumanised modern office life

SHORT STORY
Blueprint Sammy

About Sammy Procter's filament in his head
Plus CONVERSATION: Nouveaux Lads

ICONBUSTING
Madonna and Guy

Plus WILLIAM VAGUE

CONVERSATION
An intercepted email

About Logitech UK's plans for expansion
Plus MUSIC

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