Septerror 11 picture special

PANINI COLLECTABLES

Islamists FC

Abu Bakr Bashir - NEED

Richard 'shoe bomber'
Reid - SWAP

Abu Ghaith - NEED

Ramzi Binalshibh - GOT

"Bloody Palestinians"
- NEED

Osama Bin Laden

Formed: mid-1990s

Chairman: Osama Bin Laden

Manager: Osama Bin Laden

Ground: Various stadia, or cells, in most continents, particularly Europe and the US, but also have representative teams in Arabia, Africa and South-East Asia

Biggest victory: persuading George Bush and the US administration to do jack shit about the suicide pilots until well after the damage had been done

Biggest defeat: Al-Shifa pharmaceuticals factory Sudan, 1999 (Al-Qaeda team hadn’t even turned up!!!)

Honours: 1994 WTC (match postponed due to waterlogged fridge), 1998 African Embassy bombings, 1998 USS Cole blast in Yemen, 2001 World Trade Centre (second-half replayed), 2002 ‘Paradise Island’

Rivals: the US, Israel, "infidels", Saudi Arabia’s ruling dynasty, the list goes on

- NEED BADLY, OR SHALL WE JUST LET HIM GO TO USE AS OUR SYMBOL OF EXTERNAL THREAT?

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SEPTERROR 11 and related things picture special

And look at this belting product that the US publishers of Life were trying to peddle so soon after the towers: "One Nation: America Remembers" — a massive reminisci-pak in words and pictures about the "events of"... "a brilliantly illustrated account of tragedy and triumph"... "Convenient to acquire. Satisfaction guaranteed," the blurb tells us. Do you have any scruples in the face of atrocity? This really is not something to package into a souvenir and have it placed proudly on your mantelpiece..

What a nice sandcastle! And is that people of all subcontinent faiths seemingly taking pride in Islamist action?
© Whoever originally posted this.....

Some nice anti-US Serbian propaganda

It has a rabid Slav tinge but the sentiment is "on point" as Americans and their UK genuflectors would say