Political Peccadillo
Friday, July 30, 2004
  Israel, France indulge in international tournament joust-fist


Bloated hate janitor Sharon is making direct and hyperbolic appeals to French Jews to emigrate to Israel, 3,000 left France this week, because of demographics — there are not enough Jews in Israel (despite the recent 80-kilometre-long stretched twig of settler complaint) to justify: a) the existence of the settlements in the Palestinians’ annexed areas; and b) the swivel-eyed fascistic superiority complexes of the (mostly US/Russian Jewish) settlers in Palestinian territory, and whose interests transparently dictate Israeli policy toward the Palestinians. Even without context Sharonite courting of French Jews, cos they are proper Jews, clearly more preferable for Ariel’s master race than Cochin (Indian), Ethiopian or Moroccan Jews, is bad enough. There is an irony in saying that some Jews are more preferable than others. Surely, by this demented rationale, the superiority of the French Jew is because of the host culture in which he has developed. Or maybe it's just a matter of skin colour and assumed resistance to assimilation.

Security-bungler Arafat fits in nicely with these plans, as the Israelis will not talk to any other Palestinian leader while simultaneously laying siege to his Ramallah ‘compound’ (not heard that since the slaughter of the Branch Davidians in Texas) and blaming the failure of the peace process entirely on this expended political entity. Mossad agents (often Arab) are active in stoking the nascent ambition of other, more level headed, Palestinian leaders, while leaking those ambitions to Arafat's loyalist thugs and the more unhinged authoritarian aspirants. From my London information pipe I have absolutely no evidence but a combination of shrinking funding for the Palestinian Authority and an incomprehensible, ever-changing, ever undermined governing structure would suggest that this is the case.

Again, the long-term presentational play by the Israeli political elite (as Peres would be just as harsh to the Palestinians as any Likud head) is for the Palestinians and their territorial claims to die by the hands of the actions of their militants (with accompanying innuendo suggesting this is ‘in their nature’ provided by western media). It will only take one Palestinian militant to assassinate an Israeli politician for 'the only democracy in the Middle East' to call on the UN to sanction refugee camp clearances and apply the anti-Semitic label to any European country who opposes such plans. No doubt the opposition and long-term aims of Egypt and Iran may be driven by rank anti-Semitism (the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, etc) but extremism usually does not reflect the opinion or motivation of the majority. It certainly does reflect the opinion, motivation and aspirations of the Israeli/US political elite, even if some settlers in Samaria and Judea are up in arms against the disengagement plans.

And when a secular Muslim country is surveyed and surveilled senseless and then invaded anyway on the grounds of possession of weapons of mass destruction, the status of Israel as a nuclear nation cannot be seen as separate. The suggestion being obligingly circulated by the liberal media (most recently, the Guardian: http://www.guardian.co.uk/elsewhere/journalist/story/0,7792,1272129,00.html) is that ‘left wing’ analysis of the Israel/Palestine Armageddon agenda fuels Muslim extremism. That sort of implied accusation of irresponsibility is a determinedly cuntish development. Pricks like George Galloway (and his love-in with the Muslim Brotherhood via Respect, thus preventing any policy on, for example, abortion other than complete denial) serve nicely as cigar-stained brushes to tarnish any dissent from the indulgent journalistic line toward Israel. Galloway slots in nicely with this personality driven propaganda.

  5:28 PM
Friday, July 16, 2004
  Hutton & Butler – Bespoke Massage Parlours

After the whitewashes, sorry inquiries, into ‘the circumstances surrounding the death of David Kelly’ and into the intelligence leading up to the invasion of Iraq, WhoreCull mandarins have learned of a rash of new Inquiries and is pleased to present them below in full:
 
*Tenet gets sacked, Scarlett a promotion. Nothing less than an Inquiry into WHY THE BRITISH SYSTEM REWARDS ENDEMIC INSTITUTIONALISED CORRUPTION will suffice

*Iraq was up for grabs. Thus WHY INTELLIGENCE MUST BE MANIPULATED TO FIT THE AIMS is not worthy of an Inquiry, the BBC and other media can be assured

*Likewise, WHY THE SUN ALWAYS SEEMS TO KNOW BEFORE MPs DO is not appropriate

*However, an Inquiry into WHY PEOPLE TRUST ‘AUNTIE BEEB’ MORE THAN DOWNING STREET should be swift and clinical

*Pride, damnable pride. The world is conducting its own Inquiry into the SAD JOKE THAT BLAIR STILL BELIEVES NIGER SUPPLIED URANIUM (see last point)

*A cursory inspection of the collective intelligence among the Cabinet would reveal that even if they had been given the documents denied them they would rather have eaten them than jeopardise their status as preening conduits of free market economics

*An Inquiry into WHY FOUR INQUIRIES CIRCLE THE SQUARE OF THE MASONIC JUSTIFICATION PIT AND CAN LEAD TO NO MORE, lest we jeopardise the High Covenant Priest’s truth clit (brokered for you by Price Charterhouse Snoopers)

*Inquiry into WHY DESPITE BEING A CHRISTIAN SHIT-EATER BLAIR LIES LIKE A SATANIST

*We really must look into WHY DRAINING THE SWAMP KNOWN AS POLITICAL AMBITION IS NOT HAPPENING. Now. Soon. Some time in the next year? Ok. When? Thank you, I’ll take that safe seat in Luxmere-on-Shoes

*A sensational celebrity-fronted Inquiry into ‘TONY'S TIME'. What motivates him. Who invented him. What piercings he has. And what really happened in Greg Dyke’s Pimlico kink dungeon. Presented, caressed and regarded by Matthew Kelly

*WHAT ROLE DID THE CRUCIAL CROCKERY AND CUTLERY PLAY in the Hutton & Butler Massages? David Aaronovitch must be allowed to conduct this soon or he WILL prosecute (himself)

*Inquiry as to WHY ANN TAYLOR, ‘the Bolton shithead’, IS STILL PUBLICLY VISIBLE and was selected to serve on a committee looking into the intelligence produced by the committee she chairs and s(h)its on will not be held. That might be misleading.

Come on, help us get that truth out 
  
 


  3:40 PM
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
  Kerry confirms coveting of Sharon

Even with John Edwards unsurprisingly emerging as John Kerry’s running mate, a distinct lack of focus and momentum not to mention wooden presentation has stalled Kerry’s campaign with only four months to go. Kerry recently tried to refocus with a firm backing for the policies of Ariel Sharon in Israel, a move aimed at “bolstering the US-Israel special relationship” – if that were indeed possible – by defending the wall, the Gaza disengagement and the refusal to back international (ie, non-US) involvement in the peace process.

When the Democratic candidate tries to out-hawk Bush on support for Israel, pledges to continue the occupation of Iraq (thanks Tony for your recent climbdown) and says nothing about reversing the basic trends in foreign policy, this is bad news whether it is expedient realpolitik or actual presidential intent.

As an expedient it will fail to work, independents and leftist democrats won’t be impressed, while wavering Republicans would most likely opt for the Yale skull ’n bones man they know. He has also ignored the significant percentage of Jewish Americans who aren’t rabid hawks (like Karl Rove or mobius) and want constructive dialogue (ie, not that behind a huge security wall). They can see through his transparent pro-Israel position as simply pro-Sharon.

If it is intent, well, this will come as no surprise. The differences between democratic and republican presidencies are often minimal and such policies will be seen as an inevitable continuation of decades of immutable post-FDR American policy. Howard Dean’s first visit to Israel a couple of years ago, to ‘assess the situation on the ground (or from a 2nd floor café, whichever’s nicer)’, was paid for by the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee, a sane sounding name masking virulently Sharonite aims. This is a classic US Democrat model – appear ‘radical’ on a (relatively) ‘new’ foreign policy issue (Iraq), while adhering to astonishingly right-wing policies on the traditional, bread and butter, foreign policy issues (Israel-Palestine).

Perhaps Kerry has only just realised that he’s got to toe the line. Rather than appearing to be the truly radical Democratic candidate (in agreement with Dean on Iraq but to the left of him on Israel-Palestine), the anus-mouthed son-of-a-diplomat (“If Bush’s family are gonna be implicated all the time well his darn well ought to be too!” – Sean Haemorrhoids, Pox News) has been called to heel by the Democratic Party hierarchy. Maybe that’s what it took to get Senator John Normal to serve as Vice-Presidential candidate/Sam Neill impersonator.

Yet, there is a groundswell of Democrat opinion urging Kerry not to follow this direction. Influential think-tank zines like Counterpunch and San Francisco-based liberal Jewish organisation tikkun.org will be campaigning at the Democratic National Convention. Tikkun says: “If he really cared about the Jewish people or the well-being of the State of Israel he'd have the courage to challenge the current right-wing policies, challenge the Occupation itself and join with those American Jews and non-Jews who point out that the Occupation and the current policies of the Israeli government are a disaster for Israel and for the Jewish people.”

There is some hope that Kerry would be flexible in government as he does not have the band of rabid Project Americans behind him, but also much doubt whether Kerry has the will, the desire or the power to fundamentally alter the basic tenets of the US’ Middle East policy.

whorecull@cinestatic.com

  5:33 PM

Comments:

Our piece must be wrong as Fox News seems to believe this is "the most liberal Democratic ticket ever":
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,125048,00.html


[ murray 08/07/2004 15:59:46 :: web]

It truly is marvellous to read the brain of Bill O'Reilly. The Norbert Colon of US political journalism who never misses a chance to perpetuate the myth that 'the media' is a liberal conspiracy against Bush (as if Fux aren't part of the media). What an inferior Gene Hackman/'Big Phil' Scolari. Remember Bill, by saying your show is the 'no spin zone' you are spinning your arid head off. And your hair looks like armpit hair. Cunt. Fucking cunt. Stupid fucking cunt (when we say cunt in England, Bill, we don't mean the vagina, so I'm sure you won't be quite so offended - as if we'd want to do that to a man with such moral integrity and authority). You fucking slave.

[ Leo 15/07/2004 14:57:31]

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